CHRISTMAS DINNER WITH SAM
(Newfoundland Xmas Song)


This year I'm havin Christmas dinner
With me buddy Sam
He said ther'd be no turkey
But there's lots of turrs and ham
A roast of moose, a great big goose
A bottle of bakeapple jam
Oh to celebrate Christmas day
With me buddy Sam

He'll need a stove as big as the cove
If he's gonna cook all that stuff
He'll probly want you all along
And I'm sure he'll have enough
If we don't get snow for the reindeers
Old santa will ride his trike
You never can tell, if things go well
He'll stay all Christmas night

Everyone is headin up the bay
We'll be eatin turrs and moose all Christmas day
Gonna be the brightest spot in Newfoundland
We're celebraten Christmas day with me buddy Sam

We'll sleep in Johnny's waterbed
If we can't get home that night
She'll be loaded down with jingle bells
And lots of Christmas lights
There'll be Christmas songs a'ringin'
All over Newfoundland
We're celebraten Christmas eve
With me buddy Sam