STACY BROWN GOT TWO
(Shel Silverstein)

Shel Silverstein - 1972
Bobby Bare - 1983



 
Did you hear about Stacy Brown (No we didn't, but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town (No he didn't, but he tried to)
He had looks, he had class, do anything to get a little lass
And everyone would shout at him when he walked his girlies past

They said ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two (Oooohhh)

Do you know the reason for his success (No we don't, so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed (Not like you fellahs)
They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed
Still his girl friends they all wake up smilin' every morn'

Singin' ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two

(Instrumental Break)

Why they climbin' up the wall (Just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and old ones crawl (He drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact
But no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee or underneath his hat

Singin' ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Ev'rybody got one (Ev'rybody got one)
Stacy Brown got two (Oooohhh)

He got two, I tell you true, it's a fact
No, I ain't seen it, but, no, I mean it's a fact
Well that's what my old lady told me
Uuh, I don't know how she knows, how did she know
Maybe somebody told her, huh
Gossip, maybe it's gossip, how did she know
Maybe just seems like two
I wanna talk to that woman


(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - October 2010)