SIDE BY SIDE (the Corries)

We got married on Friday,
The Vicar said it was my day
when they were gone
We were alone
Side by side

We got ready for bed then
I nearly dropped dead when
Her false teeth and hair
She laid on the chair
Side by side

Then to may amazement
Her little glass eye so small
Her arms and legs beside them
She laid on the chair by the wall

We got married on Friday,
The Vicar said it was my day
But when they were gone
We were alone
Side by side

We got ready for bed then
I nearly dropped dead when
Her false teeth and hair
She laid on the chair
Side by side

Then to may amazement
Her little glass eye so small
Her wooden arm and leg
She laid on the chair by the wall

My baby and I
we are parted
Though we'd only just started
Now I sleep on the chair
Because there's more of her there
Side by Side