LET'S TALK DIRTY TO THE ANIMALS
Michael O Donoghue

GILDA RADNER


Rooster says Good Morning 
With a "Cock-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning!
A horse's neigh is just his way
Of saying, "How are you".
A lion growls "Hello" 
And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who".
May I suggest you get undressed
And show them your wazoo - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
F*ck you, Mister Bunny.
Eat sh*t, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it.
Frankly, I don't care - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
Up yours, Mister Hippo
P*ss off, Mister Fox.
Go tell a chicken, "S*ck my d*ck" and
Give him chicken pox - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals
From birds in the treetops
To snakes in the grass - But,
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." No!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." Yes!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my sn*tch!"





(Contributed by jimmyStaxwax@yahoo.com - December 2008)