I AIN'T HEP TO THAT STEP [But I'll Dig It]
Hal Bourne (m) Johnny Mercer (l)  1940

as rec by Fred Astaire w Perry Botkin & his Orch  
Sep 22nd 1940 Los Angeles

also rec by Doris Day w Les Brown & his Band


I never could do the conga,
Could never get through the conga,
But if you say, "Do the conga!",
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!

I never could see mazurkas,
They're poison to me, mazurkas!
But if it should be mazurkas,
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!

When they invented the charleston,
I was a total flop!
But say, if you want to charleston,
I'll never stop,
Dance till I drop!

I never could dig the polka,
The corniest jig, the polka!
But if you say, "Dig the polka!",
I ain't hep to that step, but I'll dig it!





(Contributed by Peter Akers - December 2009)