BLOW ME A KISS
Dean Martin & Jerry Lewis
(Dialogue)
Dean:
Well, pally, it looks like our girls have dumped us
Jerry:
It looks like they dumped us, Dean
Dean:
Is there anything you'd like to say to them, pally?
Jerry:
There sure is, Deano
(Singing begins)
Jerry:
Baby, blow me
Dean:
A kiss if you're leavin'
Jerry:
Blow me
Dean:
Whoa, a kiss right now
Jerry:
Cause if you're gonna leave me, honey
I will surely miss the way you blow me
Dean:
Blow me a kiss
Jerry:
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Dean:
Come on and blow me, whoa
Jerry:
A kiss like you mean it
Dean:
Blow me
Jerry:
A kiss goodbye
Dean:
I really can't remember anything as hard as this
So blow me
Jerry:
Blow me a kiss
Wow-ow-ow!
Dean:
Some things in life are hard to swallow
Jerry:
I guess she couldn't take it all, Dean
Dean:
She couldn't handle everything
Jerry:
Whoa-oh oh!
Who could?
But if she comes back tomorrow
I'll be shooting my wad
Dean and Jerry:
On flowers and a ring
Jerry:
Honey, blow me
Dean:
Woah, a kiss as you're leavin', baby
Jerry:
Blow me
Dean:
Woah, a kiss as you go
Jerry:
And always think about me
As you're going down
Dean:
Your list
Jerry:
Baby, blow me
Dean:
Blow me a kiss
Dean:
I'll miss her arms and her elbows
Jerry:
Ha! Ha!
That's a nice one
Dean:
I'll miss her legs, so tall
Jerry:
She's got some long legs, Dean
Wow-ow!
Dean:
I'll miss her neck and her shoulders
Jerry:
But I'll miss her head most of all
What a baby
-Instrumental-
Jerry:
Baby, blow me
Dean:
Woah, a kiss as you're leavin', baby
Jerry:
Blow me
Dean:
Woah, a kiss as you go
Jerry:
Wah-hah!
Look out!
Dean:
And if you wanna come home, honey
That's okay
Jerry:
Just grab ahold of this
Dean and Jerry:
And, babe, blow me
Baby, won't you blow me
Blow me a kiss
Jerry:
Wow!
(Kiss sound)
Wow!
Chummy, baby
Dean:
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Jerry:
My hands are gone
(Contributed & Transcribed by Cooks & Carlene - December 2003)