WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR (Novelty Parody) (Written by Melinda Root / Fannie Zollicoffer) Sleigh bells ring and I'm listening, But I'm turning and twisting. 'Cause I'm itching up here, And I'm scratching down there, I'm walking in my winter underwear. Now, the front is all battered, And the back is is all tattered, But, when I'm cold to the core, I walk through the "trap door", And up into my winter underwear. Vell, I don't care if it rains or snows or freezes. I yam so warm I yust don't give a hoot. I put on all the stockings I can locate, And I wear two pair of trousers with my suit. But then I start to perspire And then it sets me on fire. 'Cause I'm itching up here, And I'm scratching down there, I'm walking in my winter underwear. Vinter snow is white and glistening, But I'm turning and twisting. I gotta scratch a little here, I gotta scratch a little there. I'm walking in my winter underwear. I put my bathing suit away in moth balls, And now I've got to adapt to snow balls. Then I can't scratch my back; I throw myself all aback. I'm walking in my winter underwear. Through rain and snow and ice I do not worry. The winter come, I yust don't give a hoot. My coat and hat and earmuffs keep my cozy And I wear two pair of trousers with my suit. But then to cope to other clothing, Vell, the thing that I am loading, Is when my face turn blue, And contortions I go through, Walking in my winter underwear. They're from Sears-Rooobuuuck.... Walking in my winter underwear! ***** WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR (Novelty Parody #2) Sleigh bells ring and I'm listening, Winter's here, snow is glistening It is cold outside There's no place to hide Got to change into my winter underwear I need to dress for the weather Dress in layers cause it's better You just can't go wrong Just as long As you start with your winter underwear. Well, I don't care if it rains `r snows or freezes. I'm so warm I just don't give a hoot. I put on all the stockings I can locate, And wear two pair of liners in my boots Building snowmen, figure skating Mr. Pechey's cross country skiing It don't matter a bit Cause I got a good fit Walking in my winter underwear. Hockey Games, tobaggon riding It is so fun, slipping and sliding I will not complain It's all just a game When I'm walking in my winter underwear. Through rain 'n snow and ice I do not worry. When winter comes, I just won't make a fuss My coat, hat and earmuffs keep my cozy But my long johns are the key to happiness My underclothes are not a topic I discuss very often But just in this case I can say with out haste I just gotta love my underwear When I'm Walking - in my winter - underwear!!!